That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
