Betty ford says i'm here all night
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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