never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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