I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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