But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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