erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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