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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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