roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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