i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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