You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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