I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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