How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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