It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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