i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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