I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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