I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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