i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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