I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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