our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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