i don't like sucking hair
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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