I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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Have fun and good luck.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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