So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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