Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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