My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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