he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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