I heard we made out
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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