I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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