Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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