I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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