i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
