Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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