Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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