i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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