If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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