I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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