I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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