Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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