At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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