is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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