ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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WHAT??
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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