So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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