she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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