in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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