Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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