fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she smelled like a LAN party
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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