It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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