Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
should my penis look like a turkey
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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