I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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