these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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