dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Text me some of your sweat
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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