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(770): View more from Georgia

i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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(415): View more from California

STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.

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(406): View more from Montana

I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?

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(312): View more from Illinois

It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.

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