this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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